A BEARS' REBELLION 

**:Script:**

-The camera pans up the foot of a bed to reveal a toddler sleeping in bed next to his teddy bear.

-Next the camera then has a close shot of the two momentarily. It then zooms in to a blank motionless bear.

-The bear then burst to life in a furious rage and punches the kid in the face!

" Get away from me! you smell like cream crackers and poop!"

-We now get a full body shot of the bear as he shakes his fist and goes off on a random rant.

" The Easter bunny isn't real!, neither is the tooth fairy, or true love or Hanna Montanna!"

-Our camera now snaps to a behind over the shoulder view of the bear pointing at the kid and continues his rant. Next the camera focus' on the paintings on the wall

"look! your finger paintings are awful! I'm sorry! but your 5 and you can't be expected to be a good artist yet! oh wait... there is that so called modern art!"

-The bear then hangs over behind the kid as he continues the rant, the camera zooms in on the kids mouth portraying a horrified expression as the bear comes out of focus.

"And Hey, If you don't want to wear your seat belt that's fine but I can't guarantee anything, uncle
Jerome might hit a wall going 95, you never know it might happen? want to rethink about that seat belt?"

-The bear grasps the kids face as the camera zooms in on the two, the next scene has the kid in the background at a distance as the bear turns away to face the camera.

"lets get something straight! your birthday is 1 day! not 2 or 3 or a weekend! "ONE" day! For you the day I graced your home was the most important day of your life... but for me... it was Tuesday!!!"

-Lastly we have one last close up as the bear opens his eyes slowly in disgust. It the shows the bear peering over the bed to give his last words just before he falls flat on the floor on his back, staring in relief at the camera.

"oh! and 1 last thing! when you grow up! don't marry your colleage slash uni romance! trust me! if there's anyhting you take away from this rant,  it's that! and if you do, you better find a person you can cheat with who can keep a secret and won't get to clingly... 

*whispers*

If your out there... call me!"